beached crocodile Share definition Flag A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel. After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile. beached crocodile by thabob November 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the beached crocodile mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch