Top Definition
Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.
1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?
by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003

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