Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.
Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?
Where?
The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
Where?
The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
by slivr3388 July 11, 2008
he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage
by mighty triple.t November 10, 2010
(In The Middle of Math Class While Noticing A Fatty)
-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.
-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...
-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!
-Yo dude check out the size of that girl.
-Holy shit! Quiet, Quiet...
-BEACHED WHALE! BEACHED WHALE! Save It. Hurry. BEACHED WHALE!
by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008
A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020
Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale
by NzCoCoPoPs June 19, 2021
Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.
This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.
by TheObsure February 18, 2015
by spo April 8, 2005