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Target Store said with a fake french accent to make it sound more upscale than it is. In reality it's a half step better than Wally World.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
Get the Tar Jay mug.a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
by SCRhollywood February 4, 2010
Get the Beach Balls mug.skateboard term that means smashed finger, usually obtained by screwing up any trick which requires you to grab the board.
also called stubbed blunts, bloody stumps, pink stubby blunts, etc
also called stubbed blunts, bloody stumps, pink stubby blunts, etc
i hit the top of the half-pipe while reaching down to grab my deck, missing the board altogether i ran over my own fingers leaving me with 3 pink mashies
by SCRhollywood February 3, 2010
Get the pink mashie mug.a squid or someone who acts like a squid. a motorcyclist that wears less gear than appropriate, shows off doing stunts before perfecting them, riding beyond his abilities, or just plain doing something stupid.
Did you see that new guy trying to show off in front of all the other bikers?
Yeah, he ripped out of here up on one and almost lost it in traffic. Johnny Law saw him and wrote him for exhibition of speed and being squidly.
That was a squidly thing to do alright.
Yeah, he ripped out of here up on one and almost lost it in traffic. Johnny Law saw him and wrote him for exhibition of speed and being squidly.
That was a squidly thing to do alright.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
Get the Squidly mug.From a real small town called Rio Linda, near Sacramento. Made popular by Rush Limbaugh for the heavy use of meth and white trash people who live there. Rio Linda girls are often the butt of jokes.
Q-What do you call 4 Rio Linda girls walking together?
A- A full set of teeth.
Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?
A-Walks home.
Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?
A-To keep their ankles warm.
A- A full set of teeth.
Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?
A-Walks home.
Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?
A-To keep their ankles warm.
by SCRhollywood February 5, 2010
Get the Rio Linda Girls mug.When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.
after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:
C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.
C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
Get the Screw This Taco Stand mug.Originally meant small tokens or food left by an older (often rich) woman (cougar) for a much younger man to keep him coming back, in a positive way. The meaning has changed slightly to mean any personal belongings left by the cougar in a negative way.
Oh man, I almost got so busted last night.
Why man, what happened?
Oh, my girl found cougar droppings in my bedroom.
What?!? Did she leave her bra?
Hell no, she left her teeth in a glass of water. Lucky for me, I was able to tell my girl that my moms had visited me and used my room while I slept on the couch.
Why man, what happened?
Oh, my girl found cougar droppings in my bedroom.
What?!? Did she leave her bra?
Hell no, she left her teeth in a glass of water. Lucky for me, I was able to tell my girl that my moms had visited me and used my room while I slept on the couch.
by SCRhollywood November 20, 2009
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