I Hate To Be A Dick 

Whenever someone is about to say something they know will make them sound like a dick, acknowledging such is actually a way not to come off so much like a dick.

Girl: Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy: I hate to be a dick, but yeah, it kinda does.

I Hate To Be A Dick by Wally Woody March 31, 2009

Don't be a dick! 

An exclamation--said very quickly--that you can spout at anyone or anything at the slightest suggestion of dickery.

Professor: Yeah, so we're gonna have to go until five today.
You: Don't be a dick!
Professor: See me after class.
You: Donbeadik!!
Professor: OK, go home now.

Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 71 days)
You: Don't be a dick!
Computer Screen: (Download Time...... 4min, 15sec)

Don't be a dick! by Jesse Gold February 28, 2006

National be a dick day 

Every Monday-Wednesday is be a dick day

Me: you suck

Someone: why'd you say that???

Me: it's national be a dick day

National be a dick day by TxK4ever April 12, 2019

NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY MAY 13TH

It’s whenever you be a dick to everyone

People ask people when is NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY May 13TH

NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY MAY 13TH by Steve dumb April 29, 2021

Don't be a Dick 

This is the Heading of the letter trump wrote to Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan recently this october as he pulled his troops from syria...

Don't be a dick Erdogan,you don't want me to be responsible for crushing your country's economy of you touch any hair of the kurds.Let us just figure this out like adults

Don't be a Dick by Titus rutto October 22, 2019

national be a dick to your girlfriend day 

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

national be a dick to your girlfriend day by gracelillian February 27, 2021

National be a dick Day 

It whenever you be a dick all day

Yo you heard today is National be a Dick Day

National be a dick Day by Steve dumb April 16, 2021