bidunkle

(noun) a variant of the bdunkle (which is itself a variant of the blumpkin) involving sitting on a bidet for anal cleansing while simultaneously receiving fellatio from one's uncle.

After a bdunkle, it is customary in incestuous societies to perform a bidunkle.

bidunkle by Mertt May 17, 2008

cram bunkler

the act of ejaculating onto an unwilling partner while they cower behind a couch.

Yo! Check this fool, i had your sister in a cram bunkler last night when i nutted on her.

cram bunkler by aeo135 December 25, 2007

Your Uncle Bunkle 

If you say this to your enemies they will bow before your might and accept you as the leader of all that is and all that will ever be.

Hey Timmy your mom gey
Oh yeah well your uncle bunkle
*timmy fucking dies and you become the prince of Persia.*

Your Uncle Bunkle by ShallowGecko March 15, 2018

Brunkle 

When your mother or father has a child with a sibling i. e brother or sister

If you come from Norfolk in England you'd probably went to school with your Brunkle...

Brunkle by JeffBull February 13, 2018

Brunkle 

Term used to describe a girl who will attend class without showering, doing her hair, or wearing makeup. Has the effect of withering boners for 100 yards in every direction.

Etymology - combination of the words "broke" and "uncle," because only someone's unemployed male relative can attain such a level of crippling slovenliness.

"There are so many brunkle bitches in my morning art history class it's not even worth going."

Brunkle by Horbs May 12, 2006

Brunkle 

Someone who appears unwashed and is generally offensive to all 5 senses.

"That girl is brunkle as hell"

Brunkle by Greg & Lü July 31, 2008

Bunkle 

An interjection used to describe a statement or phrase that is uninteresting or unnecessary

Wife: "I was just at Walgreens, I was going to buy benadryl gel. But then I didn't know if I should buy gel or cream. So I picked up the cream, and when I went to check out, I realized that the expiration date was coming up in February. So I went back, and the gel benadryl had an expiration date that wasn't until November of NEXT year. So since I could get an extra summer's use out of the gel, I decided to get that. So I went back to the register..."
Husband: "--Bunkle."

Bunkle by A bunkled wife August 17, 2010