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BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE 

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Bayswater Wrist Brace
Find an old lady and ask to see her wrist brace, as she shows it, duct tape a lubed up stubbie holder to her hand (with the brace) and insert hard penis. Grab wrist brace with your hands and start to hump the stubbie holder. If granny is old school she will grip tight with discust and it will feel like heaven.

When you have ejaculated,lift grannys arms up like she won the 3rd round with a k.o and watch your man goo give ganny a "something about mary" hair styling she will hold dear for life!
"Hey simmo, what did you get up to on Saturday?"
Yesterday I saw your granny in the parking lot, she waved so I approached her and she gave me a BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE. She smiled and said see you next Saturday big boy"..

backwater 

Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.
"Where the hell are we?"

"I don't know, some backwater hick town. I can't find it on the map."
backwater by Tengu March 22, 2009

drink her bathwater 

affectionate pikey term. implying that the person being referred to is so desirable that you would even go so far as to drink water that they have bathed in
β€œshe’s so fit, oooh i could drink her bathwater”

Bell Delphine Bathwater

"I wanna buy some of dat Bell Delphine Bathwater"

Gamer Girl Bathwater 

The best reason to legalize the purge ever.
"I, All for One, shall replace the clean drinking water of every man, woman, and child on this planet with Gamer Girl Bathwater!"
*promptly gets burned to death by Perfect Cell and Kermit the Frog*

drink your own bathwater 

v. A metaphor for a person or a group of people believing their own lies and propaganda. The effects of doing this can be comical, e.g., Baghdad Bob, but this is usually the harbinger of the demise of the practitioner(s).
When Mikhail Gorbachev instituted Perestroika and Glasnost, it was obvious that the leadership of the Soviet Union was having a big session of "drink your own bathwater," assuming that Communism was actually about helping workers. Glasnost exposed the average Russian to the lies they had been told, particularly about how awful their standard-of-living was as compared to the West. Subsequently, Gorbachev and the Soviet Union lasted only six years.