bagouser 

a 5 foot tall stickman with a foot long penis who comes out of bushes to "bagouse" (buttfuck) you when you get out of your car to repair it along side ofthe road. he can teleport from bush to bush, has an offensive laugh, doesnt talk, and is tres segously. sometimes spelled bhagooser.

I was bagoused by the wachousay bagouser when i got out of my car to change a flat.

bagouser by SirManth April 7, 2005

Bayou Balls 

when your balls are so sweaty it makes you want to go chooot some gators down on the bayou

"why are you shiftin around so much mang?"
"I got them bayou balls and that shit is moist"

Bayou Balls by chooooootthegator January 10, 2012

Dirty Bayou Motorboat 

The act of motorboat-ing an attractive woman's ass instead of her breasts.

"Man she's got a great ass. I'd love give her the Dirty Bayou Motorboat"

"This guy motorboated my ass last night like it was my tits and then he said something about a bayou..."

Dirty Bayou Motorboat by imotorboatdownsouth March 25, 2009

Bayou Nigga 

A nigga that lives in the bayous and hunts and eats live alligator and smoke bayou piff all day erredayyyyyyyyyyy

Lou: Yo that nigga jon is from the bayou
Matt: Whatchu mean hes a bayou nigga?!
Lou: Yo kid, he eats alligator and chills in his bayou home in the swamp wit all the other swamp niggas smoke bayou PIFF!

Bayou Nigga by J Kidddd April 7, 2011

Baynus 

The area between your balls and your anus hence the name. Also called a Chode

A serated baynus is VERY painful

Baynus by scotty_ij February 19, 2003

baroused 

when you are so bored that you become aroused you are BAROUSED. there is a fine line between boredom and arousal.

I was studying and baroused.

baroused by queen of england69 November 25, 2010

bayou bengals

Nickname for the nickname of Louisiana State University, the Tigers

The Bayou Bengals won this Saturday. Geux Tigers.

bayou bengals by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004