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pretending to like a girls personality when she has none, doing whatever she asks because she is attractive and gives off a vibe like she may have intercoarse with one's self, often ending with useless hours speant listening to her bitch about shit that has nothing to do with reality(can be recurring).... side effects include blue balls and portraying and image of the gay best friend
-" yo man you tap that yet?"
-- " nah bro, chill.... its not like that"
- "damn kid you speand too much time with this bitch you're comin down with a case of bayeritis"
by puta madre October 19, 2009

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