batty slap 

A ferocious arm movement involving the hand (usually the back of the hand) connecting with the cheek of someones backside.
A slap of the batty.

(owen runs around naked with josh filming)
owen: you put that video on youtube and you'll get a batty slap.
josh: harder!

batty slap by timige March 27, 2008

battyslag 

Someone that is both a batty and a slag, derives from the two words gay and whore. Often Battyslag's are found annoying people that are having a good day, questioing their career choices and generally being a pain in the arse. To get rid of a battyslag, simply give them a slap as they are extremely sensitive to being touched.

"Do you know this boy called Liam Connelly??" , "Yes I know him, he is a battyslag"

battyslag by Liam Connelly June 10, 2009

Back-Slapping Betty

Another word for female masturbation.

"Oh girl! After my date with Joe I spent the night back-slapping betty!"

Back-Slapping Betty by h.l March 5, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012