Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you

Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr

by Queen Jenni of Sparta August 30, 2008

Batty Sweat

Batty Sweat is when your body is sweating so much that your arse hole produces its own sweat, so when you sit down on a chair you can see the outline of your arse cheeks.

Me: Im so hot
Dave: Why don't you sit down in the shade
Me: No I have Batty Sweat

by nipple twister licker May 27, 2017

Battie whore

A homosexual whore that has a lot of sex

Ay you battie whore ,stop buggering the world

by Mitmit31 June 6, 2017

batty cleft

A person who is an absolute cunt who also happens to be a show off and play card games online

You sir are a batty cleft

by TyrannicalNug August 21, 2021

katie batty

A girl who is constantly annoying everyone. She's a hoe

that Katie batty girl is disgusting

by Hannah638262673 November 26, 2015

Batty Boy/Batty Man

What us Jamaicans call Gay bous since our country is Homophobic 😙

"SUCK OUT YU MUDDA NO BATTY BOY/BATTY MAN"

by saladfingers21 February 28, 2022

Batty bomb

A turd so big/heavy that the water drenches your arse when it hits the bowl

Jesus Christ, my arse is wet from that ‘batty bomb’ I just did.

by Big guy 1463 June 5, 2021