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Barnologist

“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”
Barnologist by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

Buttologist 

A person engaged in the scientific study of butts.

One who is highly skilled in buttology
As a buttologist his skills were unequaled as he got his head into his work deeper than anyone we've ever known.

She spent so much time focussed on butts that everyone considered her the finest buttologist in the world.

Banjologist 

(n) an expert in banjo-based music styles. The term originates from an episode of the Simpsons in which a talk radio host refers to a guest using the term.
Guy #1: "My cousin is from Alabama. She's a banjologist."
Guy #2: "When's the wedding?"

bæologist 

Someone who tries to figure out why bæ is mad. (Job impossible)
Dude why is bæ mad at me?

Dude ask a bæologist they may be able to answer
bæologist by adawg March 14, 2015

brotologists 

One who studies the history of bro to bro relationships. They attempt to acquire knowledge on the past behavior of bro companionship's in hopes to explain why bro behavior has become the way it is today.
Brotologists concluded that after building the pyramids I'm sure the slaves became bros, perhaps this explains why we like to pick heavy things up and put them down several times a week with a fellow bro.

Barkologist 

A barkologist is a scientist who studies the sound dogs make and conducts research in an attempt to explore and further explain barking.
My dog has a job he's a barkologist. My dog is a professor of barkology and and barkologist.
Barkologist by dylanmitchell July 14, 2019