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Mike Battista

The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)
"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"

"Thats Mike Battista!"
Mike Battista by GRAW June 15, 2009

Take a Battista 

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.
After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista
Take a Battista by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019

Allegra Di Battista

One of the prettiest young tiktokers and robloxians you will ever see.
"Allegra Di Battista is so smart and pretty!"

Giovanni Battista 

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.
"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"
Giovanni Battista by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021

Alberti, Leon Battista (älˈbertē/ɑlˈbərdi) 

Definition of Alberti, Leon Battista in English:
Alberti, Leon Battista

PROPER NOUN

(1404–72), Italian architect, humanist, painter, and art critic. He wrote On Painting (1435), which was the first account of the theory of perspective in the Renaissance.

Pronunciation
Alberti, Leon Battista
/älˈbertē/ /ɑlˈbərdi/
'Hey! I met Alberti, Leon Battista!'

Alberti, Leon Battista (älˈbertē/ɑlˈbərdi)

Batistas 

The upper part of the trapezius.
Batista (WWE Superstar) is known for having a big trapezius.
Because he was working out his back, the size of his Batistas increased.
Batistas by Kingpanda5 December 27, 2009