bathed in legitimacy

something immensely opulent and amazing.

yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.

bathed in legitimacy by superking2 December 15, 2016

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shin bashed in the dick bag

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

shin bashed in the dick bag by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

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Batsheva

She is stunning, kindhearted, and amazing. She loves the world and people can't help but love her back. She has a pure soul. She always wishes to help and she is an amzing friend! There is no one who can surpass her hard working personality and her pruductiveness. She is creative and will amount to much in life. She is popular among her friends and she is the leader of her group. People listen to her and follow in her ways. She is very talented and sassy. You can't take her down. She wins every game and argument. She remains humble and kind throughout her life. She is an amazing influence and a born leader. People follow in her ways. She is the trend setter. Nothing gets in her way and she is an inspiration to all.

is that an angel? No, but you were close.. it's Batsheva!

Batsheva by inspirationTOall December 27, 2012

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Bashed Crab

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).

Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.

Bashed Crab by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007