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A superhero (without powers) who dresses as a bat to strike fear in his enemies. He generally investegates as a detective. Behind the mask he is multi-millionare Bruce Wayne.
As a child he became determined for vengance ever since witnessing his parents being killed by a crook.

Created by Bob Kane and was originally potrayed with a lighter style, but was later re-created to be much darker by Frank Miller.
Batman AKA The Dark Knight or THE Batman
by shay42 August 31, 2005
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When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.
Stickey situations between your legs.
by Joey2Times August 18, 2005
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Batman is a man with rich powers his secret identity is a boy called Sean (seano) he is on call anytime to save the world from evil
1.Wait it's batman no it's just seano wait one sec
2. Nananananana fapman fapman
by Stevelovesyou October 24, 2011
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by kingmxico24 December 16, 2008
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When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
"I would totally batman dat gilf"
by Scoota B. July 10, 2008
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Similar to the Superman, a man places his ejaculate around the waist of a female and then places toilet paper on said ejaculate. The result is a belt of toilet paper that is similar to Batman's utility belt.
Last night, I straight up batmaned that hoe.
by The Bat Cave February 16, 2008
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An originally stupid, rubbery and retarded looking comicbook character with floppy ears created by Bob Kane in the 1930's. Luckily the character was rescued and revamped over the years turning it into one of the coolest heroes of our day. Yet Bob Kane continues to get credit for all of the genius incarnations of this character that have happened ever since. Even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Johnny: Dude! That Batman Begins was a sweet-ass movie!!! Oh, by the way, who the f*ck is Bob Kane??

Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
by TruthSpkr December 04, 2006
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Batman is a super hero dressed in black spandex, a cape, a mask and a tool belt. He fights crime with his sidekick "Robin." Batman's real identity is that of Bruce Wayne, a millionaire/billionaire (depending upon the decade) who tragically lost his parents in some, presumably, horrible accident. (who really gives a shit about the specifics) In addition, Batman is the only gay superhero, often sodomizing, either forcefully or with consent, his pant-less, much younger "friend and sidekick" Robin. It is rumored also that his butler, Alfred, is involved when "Robin really fucks up on the job" in the "bedroom festivities."

Some of Batman's enemies include the penguin, (Secretly Batman's estranged -- and presumed dead -- father who, before faking his own death by falling into a vat of chemicals, almost certainly molested Bruce as a child) Cat Woman (the woman Bruce almost married before realized he was gay and leaving her at the head of the aisle) and though there are more, the Joker, who in a Bizzare twist is, by some totally inexplicable coincidence, Batman's mother. (also deformed --and with a change of sex -- after falling in a separate vat of chemicals)

Batman/Bruce Wayne's residence is in a giant Mansion in Gotham City (a fictional New York) complete with Bat-Mobile parking, secret underground lair filled with giant glowing screens, flashing lights, and a coffee maker. Additionally there is a BDSM chamber beneath the recreation room.

As in popular cinema:
"-Have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"-No, I heard it was shit."

As in the comic strip:
"Gee Batman, whatever are we going to do about The Joker?"
"I don't know Robin but at least Gotham is safe one night more."

As in a creepy older man living with a teenage boy
"-Oh Robin, why don't you come down stairs to the lair. Alfred and I have a surprise for you."
"-Holly rubber fist Batman!!!"

by vindex June 12, 2008
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