Batista Bomb

When a guy offers a friend (typically a girl) to browse through his phone gallery as a dick pic awaits to be seen deliberately.

I Batista Bombed the clerk at the grocery store before my arrest.

by Virgiesmith August 27, 2019

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One Night in Batista

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.

One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

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Batista Bomb

Oral sex given to or given by a barista.

Guy: how do you get a girl?
Batista guy: Pick her up, hold her close, Batista bomb.

by Delmigo December 13, 2018

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A batista

Lifting unimaginably heavy weight like it’s a bag of feathers

*deadlifts 495* Yo dude I just pulled a batista

by Aj_theboi December 1, 2021

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João Batista

A typical Braz-.. British name, normally referring to a male João Batista's like to watch anime and like top of the curve girls. they typically have curly hair and a attractive little sister

Person A : you know who João Batista is?

Person B: Yes João Batista loves Omori

by HypperAstro November 6, 2022

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