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2.
Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".
I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.
by p-tron 5000 January 20, 2008
 
1.
A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face
Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded
by Shaa la la January 19, 2008
 
3.
A person that's really retarded.
that kid is f*uckin' batarded!
by samiam May 03, 2005