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3.
A person that's really retarded.
that kid is f*uckin' batarded!
by samiam May 03, 2005
 
1.
A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face
Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded
by Shaa la la January 19, 2008
 
2.
Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".
I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.
by p-tron 5000 January 20, 2008