-a bum-ass woman who think she the shit but really ain't

popularized by lil duval and spokenreasons
-if you fuck a nigga and all his homeboys, you a basic bitch
-if you a black girl and your weave is red, green, purple, or blonde... you a basic bitch
-if you claim you independent, get wit a nigga, marry a nigga, have kids wit a nigga, take the nigga to court and ask for child support while you already gettin child support, you can kill yourself, you a basic bitch and you desperate
-if you tell a nigga you can throw down knowin damn well ur ass can't cook a raw egg.. you a basic bitch
-if you scared to fart or take a shit in front of ur mans knowin u been together for a year or two... you a basic bitch
-if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you a basic bitch

-if you and ur man got all yall clothes off and yall bout to have sex and you put yo hands up and say stop, you a basic bitch and you already knew what you were gettin urself into while he was kissin on yo neck
-if you sing any beyonce song all day erryday, somethin like "upgrade" and ain't nothin upgraded about you since high school in 92, kill yaself, u a basic bitch
-if you got 5 kids with 5 baby daddys.....yous basic bitch
-if you take any man on the Maury show knowin u coulda saved the trouble by testin him at the hospital.. yous a basic bitch
-if you FUCK every man in the world, "rehoecate", then put yo coochie on lock and act like you born again saved again christian, yous a basic bitch
if i see granny panties on anything you wear, ANYTHING! yous a basic bitch
-if you step up in the club with them fresh heals on, cold done, and the back of yo ankles ashy.. yous a basic bitch
-if you fuckin a man in the same bedroom as your baby in.. yous a basic bitch
-if you walk like a bitch, talk like a bitch and get mad when somebody call u a bitch... you a basic bitch
by thekaytwo August 08, 2009
a bitch who look the same as someone else. Like in the way the dress. it could also mean someone who needs to get to your level
Only basic bitches wears Obey
by swagmethefuckoutbasedgod August 19, 2011
females with expertise in the Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
Q: I'm having trouble with syntax
A: I'm not familiar with that. You might want to ask one if the BASIC bitches. They always have the answer.
by butt country September 10, 2014
This is that white suburban girl whose prideful of laying her ass around all day and letting the genetics prevent her from being morbidly obese, or not. She takes pictures of everything, and when the miracle occurs that she leaves the house she will take pictures and snapchats of the endeavor to make sure the world knows. These journeys will include trips to Starbucks, chipotle or other appropriately 'basic' locations. She is jobless, and one wonders what exactly she does to kill so much time, but in all likelihood, you don't want to know.
That 'basic bitch' just took a picture of her Vanilla Bean with two pumps of raspberry at Starbucks, again.
by aarontheboss April 10, 2014
a basic bitch fulfills all the stereotypes of your typical 22 year old white girl and absolutely nothing more.

favorite movies: the notebook,

favorite bands: coldplay and adele,
likes walks on the beach and hanging out with her bitches. enjoys living like a statistic and dying like a leaf. causing nothing to change and effecting nothing. a meatsack with reproductive organs. neither dirty nor clean. neither nothing nor special. but some unnerving thing inbetween. existing enough to exist, but somehow enough to disappear. this is the essence of the basic bitch.
my facebook profile selfie's caption is "perfectly imperfect, if you dont love me at my best you dont deserve me at my worst"

you a basic bitch. get cancer and die.
by stunash June 08, 2014
Anyone who calls someone a "basic bitch".

Originally, "basic bitch" is meant to mean "unoriginal", but the word itself is no longer an original insult, thus making anyone who uses it an unclever follower.

Aside from that, it sounds like a phrase a twelve year old would say. You cannot use this phrase and have a high IQ at the same time. You just can't.
Female 1: You don't look like ME, you wish you had mah purdy hurr and manicurezzz. You's basic bitch!

Female 2: Kill yourself.
by java bitch April 27, 2014
The opposite polarity of hipster, apparently just as hated.
J: Basic Bitch? What the fuck?
M: It's just another way for judgemental people to be cunts about other judgemental people.
J: *sigh* Basic Bitch.. now I have it in my head.
M: Yeah....
by thatwasjusttheworst October 09, 2014
An extra regular female who is irrelevant to any situation, but tends to have and show false confidence. This false confidence normally develops over time due to her basic bitch shopping habits and or dillusional theory that heR style is the "baddest". Basic bitches tend it imitate the habbits and style of an ACE. BUT, in this case, an ACE already knows that imitation is the highest form of flattery... even from a basic bitch.
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada /BASIC BITCHES wear that shit so I don't even bother
by AN ACE March 07, 2013

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