Defined by choices in clothing, hobbies, lifestyle, and women
A basic bro will gravitate toward such things as fantasy football, golf, untucked button downs (especially for evening look), own a significant amount of sports attire, Axe, man caves, women who wear large scarves and carry coach bags.
A basic bro will gravitate toward such things as fantasy football, golf, untucked button downs (especially for evening look), own a significant amount of sports attire, Axe, man caves, women who wear large scarves and carry coach bags.
by Wöbis April 4, 2014
A man who is very ordinary and mundane, usually loves Emma Watson and prefers Call of Duty over any other game. This person can also be described with "Fuckboy."
by What are those?! November 24, 2015
A guy who:
-has gingham shirts in all colors
-Post shirtless photos on Insta
-has no preference in music
-gets too emotional during sporting events
-thinks too many women complain about sexual harassment
-loves his Chukka boots
-brags about sexual conquest that have never happened
-buy, sells or is looking for steroids
-Marvel movies are his life
-wont wear sunglasses without croquis
-upgrades muffler to sound louder and more badass
-loyal Archer fan
-has gingham shirts in all colors
-Post shirtless photos on Insta
-has no preference in music
-gets too emotional during sporting events
-thinks too many women complain about sexual harassment
-loves his Chukka boots
-brags about sexual conquest that have never happened
-buy, sells or is looking for steroids
-Marvel movies are his life
-wont wear sunglasses without croquis
-upgrades muffler to sound louder and more badass
-loyal Archer fan
by DP_Shaff November 16, 2017
A privileged white male who behaves in an obnoxious manner, exudes a lack of intelligence, and engages in boorish behavior such as excessive weight lifting, showing off muscles, excessive hair styling, guzzling cheap beer, fighting with bouncers, speaking in a derogatory fashion towards women, acting like they are better than others, and saying "dude" "hey bro" or "s'up".
Our country should have higher standards than to let a basic bro like Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court.
by Rocksmore September 27, 2018
- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not
by ScifiDeath February 17, 2015
The male equivalent of a "basic bitch". Some basic bro behavior includes:
~ Wearing Ed Hardy shirts
~ Drinking Natty and/or Bud Light (usually day drinking)
~ Using copious amounts of Axe Body Spray
~ Removing one's shirt at the start of a basketball game despite nobody calling "skins"
~ Taking theme parties far too seriously
~ Wearing a baseball cap sideways or backwards and also wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of their eyes
~ Playing the guitar in public (badly)
~ Wearing Ed Hardy shirts
~ Drinking Natty and/or Bud Light (usually day drinking)
~ Using copious amounts of Axe Body Spray
~ Removing one's shirt at the start of a basketball game despite nobody calling "skins"
~ Taking theme parties far too seriously
~ Wearing a baseball cap sideways or backwards and also wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of their eyes
~ Playing the guitar in public (badly)
by WookieeValentine April 6, 2014
1) one who has no personality; dull and irrelevant
2) just a top bro
3) someone who dresses like everyone else, with some edge
4) someone who thinks they are flawless
2) just a top bro
3) someone who dresses like everyone else, with some edge
4) someone who thinks they are flawless
Ralph Lauren, J Crew, Urban Outfitters, Abercombie & Fitch, BASIC BROS wear that shit so I don't even bother
by recordfamous May 1, 2014