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Baseless Triangle 

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").
OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?
Baseless Triangle by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

Boseley-ed 

1. A state of absolute pain. The worst, most severe, bad ass form of ass kicking

2. A state of absolute pleasure
1. "Those chino wankers are getting boseley-ed"
2. "I got boseley-ed last night"
Boseley-ed by PitchBlackPrince March 25, 2013

34 Bashley 

a girl named ashley or however you wana spell ashley (ashlie, ashleigh to name others) that have a size 34B bra cup. boobs that are the perfect size and hotness for any girl. perfect for feeling and playing with
man1- dude did you see that 34 Bashley?!
man2- yeah man that girls the sexiest beast i've ever seen.
34 Bashley by funboy45 March 22, 2010
A female who is ALWAYS going to be there for you. Who is really HOT. Usually plays sports such as softball. Usually brave but can get scared and REALLY strong . Who loves animals to DEATH. Any guy would be SUPER lucky to date a Baeley!!
Guy: Hey aren’t you friends with Baeley?

Baeley’s friend: yeah why?

Guy: I have a massive crush on her?

Baeley’s friend: yeah she is Gorgeous!
Baeley by Ur gay 101 October 15, 2019
chonker 1: bashleyyyyy wassup
bashley: im a niggie
bashley by Summie Wummie May 22, 2021

bashleying 

Dilliam: Ashley should really put some clothes on.
Sierra: Stop your bashleying her.
bashleying by peaceandsarah August 1, 2008