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13th Base 

having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.
I got to 13th Base with the wife yesterday and she came allover my deer stalker
13th Base by sergio97 January 1, 2011

13th base 

Sex with your boss, professor, or another person you have no business fooling around with . . .
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman . . . it was just 13th base!" -- Bill Clinton

13th base by Scylla June 29, 2006

13th Base 

When you have sex with an animal and a person at the same time.
"Dude, that weird dude next door got to 13th base last night."
13th Base by Mr. Supotco November 13, 2015

13th base 

(male) when you have intercourse with a female and you end up getting warts, aids, and every other STd you can think of.
Man this girl took me to 13th base and now my life is over!
13th base by Will Deshazo June 11, 2006

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026