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barrens chat

the eternal home of chuck norris in WoW,as well as a hangout spot for twelve year olds. many times, after getting a character out of the barrens, they create a new one, just to go back there.
example of barrens chat

barrens resident 1: hey guys
helpful passerby: yes?
barrens resident 1: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
barrens resident 2: reported
barrens resident 3:reported for reporting.
barrens chat by toxicwhirl July 5, 2006
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Barrens Chat

1) A infamously vile and crazy place within World of Warcraft, which is the eternal home of Chuck Norris jokes. Commonly caused because of the size of the zone, and the player density of the zone, and also due to the common rumor that the badass players play Horde, leading 12 year olds wanting to be badass, but instead, resulting in this hot mess of immaturity and Chuck Norris jokes.

2) Trade Chat
Leveling Player: Where's Mankrik's Wife?
Barrens Mongrel 1: my bedroom
Barrens Mongrel 2: you fag
Barrens Mongrel 3: reported
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported for reporting
Mediator: STFU GUYS YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LAME
Barrens Mongrel 2: NO U DUMBASS
Leveling Player: where's mankrik's wife plzzzz pst me
Passerby: fucking Barrens chat...
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported
Barrens Mongrel 2: reported for reporting
Barrens Mongrel 5: stfu fatasses, Chuck Norris will knock all your teeth out
Barrens Mongrel 3: stfu
Barrens Mongrel 1: no u
Guild Advertiser: <Trollkicker> is now recruiting! We have 3 bank tabs and a friendly community! pst for invite or more info!
Barrens Mongrel 7: stfu nobody cares about ur guild dumbfuck

etc. etc. etc.
Barrens Chat by Trolldestroyer December 22, 2009

barrens chat

A term used to describe the colorful conversations that ensue when low - level players quest in a large, relatively boring landscape termed 'The Barrens.' Many players find these interactions quite annoying, however others see them as a way to relieve the boredom of running through and endless, creep - filled desert.
The barrens chat was rather lame last night.
barrens chat by Lafinicus November 24, 2006

barrens chat

Location in World of Warcraft where 12 year olds, using their mum's credit card to play, gather and say "your mum", "fag", "zomg!!!111" over and over again.
..I hate barrens chat.
barrens chat by SquallStrife December 30, 2005

Barrens fever 

In World of Warcraft, when leveling at the barrens feels like it will never ends and get driven into insanity. It results in cliff jumping or Chuck Norris comments
Bobby: Damn Jorge you have been in the barrens for so long. What is taking you.
Jorge: I cant take this anymore, i got Barrens fever. i just want to kill myself

barrens chat

An insane guild where people constantly joke about having fat cocks, being gay, and other degenerate edgy shit.
"Hey, should we invite that guy to the group?"
"Nah man, he's a <Barrens Chat> member"
barrens chat by Rekmoolah October 24, 2022

Pine Barrens

An area of forest that exists mainly in the Southern half of New Jersey and eastern Long Island. The forest consists mostly of Pitch Pine and swamps of Atlantic White Cedar (NJ). Relatively flat and sandy. Nicknamed the Pine Barrens by early settlers because of the difficulty of growing crops in the sandy, acidic soil.
I love going to the Pine Barrens on a cold, crisp day and looking at all these Great Shapes
Pine Barrens by LIisinvaded November 13, 2010