barrelhead 

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

barrelhead by Jon December 29, 2003

Cracker-Barreled 

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.

"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."

Cracker-Barreled by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

getting barreled 

to order chicken at cracker barrel and eat it knowing its laxative-like properties, and immediately pulling trig or shitting after.

me and john were getting barreled the tother day you should've come!

getting barreled by chickenoodlesoupp February 3, 2021

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun 

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

Barlhead 

Used to describe one with a skin head/ shaven head. One may use this term as a comeback given to a skinhead after they try to roast one.

skinhead: Well at least i don’t look as ugly as yo bitch ass
Person 1: Shut up you barlhead!
Person2: *Giggles*
Skinhead: *Stands in silence*

Barlhead by JReedy August 27, 2019

barrelled 

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.

whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!

barrelled by sandspit October 25, 2007

dick-barreled

When a bro takes another bro down with him.

yo, check out that guy's pants...they're so tight. you just got dick-barreled, son

dick-barreled by john mouseguy March 28, 2011