Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.
I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.
by Gak gak attack December 21, 2021
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Is sexually very energetic and enjoys sex + + +. Think of a barn door banging away in a storm and you will get the picture. Used in reference to the female sex ie
How is Debs in bed?
She goes like a barn door in a storm ;)))
You lucky bugger!
by minerva1961 February 12, 2011
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A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).
by CreamyDreamSupreme May 1, 2023
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A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.

Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.

Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016
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