barlifting

It is like shop lifting but you steal things from a bar instead of a shop. You usually steal things like an ash tray or a cool shot glass. It is usually unnoticed and if noticed you usually don't get punished.

On the phone...
Amber: Hey Dick. How's it goin'?
Dick: I'm cool Am. I barlifted this cool martini glass. You wanna trade with you lucky strike ash tray?
Amber: Barlifting is cool.
Dick: Cool.

barlifting by Ismail Kanzik December 27, 2008

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Brifting

Fagging around the gym like the pansy ass ferry that you are.

Jeremy is as proficient at brifting as he is at taking gigantic cock.

Brifting by Cuntalina Fucklebitch April 7, 2013

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barlifting • Balinting • Brifting

Balinting

The act of being of being a toilet plunger

He's balinting in there again!

Balinting by Scowkachaz July 5, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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