n. southern UK term for a whore, slag, slut, or woman of loose moral persuasion
Paris Hilton is a right barker
by AJ Barrow September 20, 2005
Top Definition
1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
by thedzone August 06, 2010
1. Verb. To put forth an inhuman amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit barkering and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"

3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.
by Shaynahatesyou October 09, 2009
Verb: to unintentionally make worse without malace, mistake or intent.
I've got my laptop back from the service desk today - I need a few minutes to check they haven't barkered any of my settings.
by Wookie McTookie June 20, 2013
a small village in Western NY with only two places to go
a diner and a pizza place
people are convinced there are more cows than actual people
the school's sports teams suck except for field hockey
Barker Kids are the blunt of many jokes, usually involving the word tractor
there is good cell phone reception though
Hey Barker Kid, how long did it take to drive your tractor over here?
Ladies and Gentleman, start your tractors!
by Barker Kid July 26, 2008
Barker: a person selling produce at a open market whom Barks there prices aloud for customers to hear.

Barker: a person who strips the bark from trees to use for tanning.
the barker was selling fish at the market
by muthabarker February 05, 2010
An unattractive person; One who resembles a dog.
Where does Geoff get these girls? I thought the last one was bad, but this one is a real barker!
by TheDubiousDrDan July 22, 2015
(1.) noun: A very unattractive woman. From dog, an animal which barks.
(1.) I went on a blind date with Alison, and found out that she's really a barker!
by the specter August 11, 2007
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