barkable

When the ontological status of an object is so remarkable that it warrants a bark.
Bro 1: Bro I just read The Abolition of Man and I'm woke
Bro 2: yeah bro CS Lewis is barkable.
Bro 1: *bark*
by Barkation October 19, 2017
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Barkable

When an object is too powerful that you just have to bark.
Dog: what the fuck was that
Person: Me, walking.
Dog: kinda barkable my guy
by Barkable March 24, 2021
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