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badge in 

To use one's identification badge in order to gain otherwise restricted access.
Please badge in to the computer in order to see the patient's electronic medical record.
badge in by Dr. Inappropriate November 24, 2015

badge in the post 

Used sarcastically, normally as a congratulation for someone achieving something diabolically simple, or for grasping the absolute and complete obvious. It's origins are based on any organisation that, in the absence of better ideas, or prizes of any real value, would give a cheaply manufactured metal badge as a token reward.
Paul A. Sheehan: "Look! I just uploaded a JPEG to your hosting using FTP!"

Ash & Doug : "Well done Paul, Badge in the Post."
badge in the post by Nuciphaal January 14, 2005

Badge in the Vadge

When your dick is nicknamed Honey Badger and you stick it in your girl’s vagina trying to add your love pudding to her honey pot.
I’m about to put the Badge in the Vadge so relax and open up the honey pot.
Badge in the Vadge by Sunshower NC September 19, 2022

Bare you in mind 

Verb
To imagine someone naked, or 'bare'.
Example 1
Bingley: "That Bennet chick's sizzling, yo."
Darcy: "I'll bare her in mind!" (gazes into middle distance with appreciative smile)

Example 2
Interviewer: "Well, thanks for coming in. We've got other applicants to see but we'll certainly bare you in mind."
Candidate (to self): "I'm toast... "
Bare you in mind by Battersea Dog January 19, 2010

I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window 

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!

Badge-ing 

"Badge-ing" is an exhibitionist trend in certain trendy nightclubs (Most commonly in California) It involves a woman taking a male patron (Almost always a stranger) into a more secluded part of the club (i.e. bathroom, service area, etc.) and giving him an orgasm (usually by means of a hand or blow job) then allowing the cum to hit her face and top portion of her shirt, then returning to the rest of the club without in anyway making an attempt to clean herself up, wearing the proof of what she just did as a "Badge"
"Did you guys see Chrissy tonight? She's totally badge-ing, she's such a slut!!"
Badge-ing by Corvus Knight July 7, 2008