The ancient martial art based in the mountains of Peru. Focuses on balance, with training from shepherds and goats. To achieve mastery, one has to stand on the edge of a cliff on one foot while being butted by mountain goats during an earthquake. Grandmaster Greg is the only one known to have achieved mastery, demonstrating moves such as Pole-de-Goat, Pat-de-Goat and Shiv-de-Goat. Shiv Barco is also known as human wellbeing.
by Shiv Barco September 19, 2018
by MASAMA October 23, 2009
The most amazing and compelling pirate in the universe. Mostly known for his sexy celebration, covering an eye and raising his hand up close. If you ever pass by him, he'll just break your waist and humiliate you. He is clear of el Tanque Denis for sure.
-Who scored for Alianza again?
-Obviously Barcos...
-You look so Barcos today...
-What is that again?
-Barcos. Sexy and about to score.
-Obviously Barcos...
-You look so Barcos today...
-What is that again?
-Barcos. Sexy and about to score.
by alianzalima1901 November 23, 2021
Barco, that old thing!
by PapaPickle May 31, 2018