The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.
Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.
by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016
"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"
"Nothing really."
"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"
"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."
"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."
"Nothing really."
"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"
"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."
"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."
by Rankle November 26, 2011
Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.
Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.
Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!
John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.
Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!
John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.
by Kalem December 28, 2007
The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.
Similar to Canadian spaghetti.
Similar to Canadian spaghetti.
by w.b.m April 17, 2008
barbershopped newspaper - a newspaper that has been read and left in a disorderly state; some pages are folded back, some pages have been pulled from their section and not put back, some pages may be missing. Traditonally, this was the condition of a print newspaper after a few customers in a barbershop had read parts of it.
Lancy wanted to keep yesterday's newspaper to give to a neighbor. When she went to get it, Lanny had barbershopped it all over the sofa.
by Rooster Zepheye September 8, 2023