the act of filling a girls ass with ketchup, mustard, or any other desired condiments, and then shoving as many hot dogs as possible into her ass. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes, and then ear and enjoy!
Man 1: My family is coming over for a barbecue this weekend!
Man 2: Is it the bedford barbecue
Man 1: DUDE WTF!? DONT EVEN SAY THAT SHIT!
Man 2: Is it the bedford barbecue
Man 1: DUDE WTF!? DONT EVEN SAY THAT SHIT!
by Not Mike M November 20, 2013
by Blowjaysimpson June 27, 2019
Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020
Deriving it's name from "Spitroasting," the Utah Barbecue is a similar sex act, where a woman is placed doggy style and is penetrated both orally and vaginally, by two men. The difference being that another woman lays on top of the first, facing the opposite direction, allowing the men to switch between oral and vaginal sex at their own discretion.
By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.
Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.
Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood
By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.
Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.
Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood
Guy 1, who doesn't know the definition: Hey dude, me, my wife, and the neighbors had a good ol' fashion Utah Neighborhood Barbecue last night
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway
by Alchemist657 March 5, 2022
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