mung baptism is usually done to a "virgin" munger as a sort of initiation after his first mung outing. After preforming mung one sprinkles mung juice on the once virgins head. It's pretty much a one way ticket to hell.
Now that you've finally had sex and eaten out a dead person, we must now preform mung baptism on you.
by Tyler Roberts October 22, 2007
When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)
I did Santa’s Baptism last night.
by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020
After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.
Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."
Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."
Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."
by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017
The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.
by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017
The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.
Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 30, 2010
by dirty danglers June 18, 2010
The practice of a Chinese family drowning a female baby on account of their government's "one-child policy." This is often due to the necessity of having the child assist in farm labor and provide for the parents in their old age.
When the farming couple gave birth to a baby girl, they decided to have a Chinese baptism and hope the next one was a boy.
by Anonymous-3421323 April 11, 2008