The legendary Arse Banshee has been known to occur only once or twice a millenia. When released, the Arse Banshee is a fart which instantly disintegrates everyone in the room.
Guy one: Woah, this curry is hot.
Guy two: Nah, I've had hotte- PPPPPHHTTTT
* arse banshee is unleashed *
Guys 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 instantly disintegrate.
Guy two: Nah, I've had hotte- PPPPPHHTTTT
* arse banshee is unleashed *
Guys 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 instantly disintegrate.
by _my_name_is_will_ March 22, 2009
The second most powerful being on earth . the Banshee Nun hovers around screaming a song that makes its victim bleed from every hole.
The Banshee Nun lives in a church and is formed when a nun dies a virgin
the most powerful being is Chuck Norris
The Banshee Nun lives in a church and is formed when a nun dies a virgin
the most powerful being is Chuck Norris
by Kurt,matt,nick August 19, 2008
When your doing your girl doggy style and you ass punch with your middle finger inserting into her rectum and she screams into the pillow like a banshee
by Ah350z66 September 6, 2014
Noun.
A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.
This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.
Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence
Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.
This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.
Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence
Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!
b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
by Glamkitten May 2, 2011
by The Zach Daddie April 10, 2006
Black Banshee is a rock band formed in Hershey, PA by their lead singer Josh Harner and bassist, Billy Vortexx. They play mostly glam rock from the 1980s along with other popular rock songs. Billy Vortexx writes most of the lyrics for the band.
by iloverockmusic September 17, 2011
Often misinterpreted as being a sado-masochistic ass felcher, this type of being will often practive the lowest level of sexual depravity eg dogging. Often known as tri-sexual.
by Felchmeister General October 16, 2003