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Barock Obama

The notorious ship between the 44th president of the United States, Barackoli Obama, and Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson. Fans went wild over the sexual tension of these two, and the trend of believing they were a couple rose, and has not simmered down since.
*every 14 year old girls‘ sleepover*

Linda: “okay Suzie, who’s your otp?”
Meredith: “Don‘t. Fucking. Say. It.”
Suzie: “Why, Barock Obama, of course.”
Linda: “Now that’s hot.”
Barock Obama by Ratzlap December 15, 2019
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Barocked 

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.
Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."
Barocked by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009

bannock slap 

A backhanded slap, usually across the face, with a long, wide arc. North American Indian origin (Cree).

Bannock is a rough leavened bread of Scottish origin which became commonplace among N. American Indian Tribes.
Mary saw the woman who snagged her man at last month's powwow, so she walked up to her and gave her a vicious bannock slap.
bannock slap by piscescree February 11, 2009

Bannockburn 

The Date 1314.
Place Scotland.
At Stake: The Survival Of Scotland.
In the Blue Corner King Robert IRobert the Bruce
In the Red Corner King Edward II (Son of Longshanks)
Result?
England Totally Pwned by the Scottish
Winner: Scotland
The English got Totally Spanked at Bannockburn!
Bannockburn by ayeyermaw May 15, 2006

White Bannock 

A full status North American Indian who looks completely white.
Hey White Bannock, did you go to bingo last night?
White Bannock by TODD MAN December 9, 2012
1. Someone and/or something that has no hand-eye co-ordination, and cannot walk/run properly without looking like a spaz.
2. Someone who regularly catches the common cold and may die as a result, "Runny-Nose."
3. Someone who can dish it out. But cannot take it.
Sam falls.

John: "Wow, that was a Bantock Moment!"

Sam: "I Know."
Bantock by Rooooza December 16, 2008