bannister story 

When somebody tries to tell the same story to somebody who has heard it multiple times already to the point they could tell it themselves.

Guy1 - "it reminds me of this one time at the lake I got so drunk that I...."

Guy2 - "that you lost your money and hitchhike all the way home, I know, Bannister story bro, you tell me this story every time we have a beer!"

bannister story by Iggyhaxor November 5, 2017

slid down the bannister and warm my tea up 

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus

Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up

slid down the bannister and warm my tea up by Uncle Helmet May 30, 2006

Lannister Steamer 

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him during a sexual act

Termed by the famous u/P4intsplatter

Im so nervous about asking my sister to conduct the ‘ok Lannister Steamer on my while my girl runs out.

Lannister Steamer by SteelCityHands June 16, 2022

Lannister Steamer 

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.

"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"

Lannister Steamer by Propelhue June 15, 2022

Bannister 

City of London (UK) slang for a lunch accompanied by 4 pints of beer. Named after Sir Roger Bannister who was the first recorded person to run a mile under 4 minutes.

Do I go for the cheese board or instead make this a Bannister?

Bannister by Highgit May 13, 2021

Bannistered 

When soemone talks to you about absolutely useless stuff that you have no interest in whatsoever and you ignore. Then youve been bannistered

Person 1:"silent"
Person 2:Well you see mario is actually a racial stereotype of blah blah blah italian blah blah pizza blah blah pipe woo luigi blah lol.
Person 1:"facepalms self"
Person 3:Dude you just got bannistered..

Bannistered by Chode55 March 30, 2009

Lyon Bannister

A small wannabe roadman who smokes grass out his stepdad garden. He does wheelies because he thinks hes hard. If you see Lyon Bannister approaching you then flick him on the head and he will run away like a pussy and get the LA5 Lads on you.

Oh look its Lyon Bannister please dont get the LA5 on me you alien heas twat.

Lyon Bannister by Yeet yeet suck my deek July 8, 2019