Banjolicker 

One who appreciates the timelessness of licking inside the holes in banjos. The term has developed to mean licking inside of any hole. ;) Banjolickers originated in Mexico and was a job done primarily by men. When banjos were first created the outer rim of the hole needed to be wetted for better playing sound and musical satisfaction. Banjolickers continue to bring satisfaction in a variety of ways to people everywhere, including the bedroom. ;)

person 1- "eh man, yer breath smells like the rear end of a donkey, did you not think to brush yer teeth this mornin' laddy?"
person 2- "nah,i was in too much of a rush to meet ya"
person 1- "what were ya doin' that made yer breath smell so ranky?"
person 2- "up all night with ma girlfriend, if ya know what i mean"
person 1- "oh yer a banjolicker aren't ya laddy?"
person 2- "yeah, i could lick banjos all day if i could, if ya see what i'm gettin' at"
person 1- "oh you gnarly hornball"
person 2- "ya gotta get yerself some banjos to lick, laddy!"
person 1- "i'm workin' on it, some of us av a job ya know!"
person 2- "yeah, mine is in the bedroom with the girlies"
person 1- "can't say that i'm not jealous of em"
person 2- "well lucky for ya i gotta cancelation this morning, now i av some free time.."
person 1- "meet me in the potty chamber"
person 2- "bring yer banjo"
person 1- "bring yer tongue"

Banjolicker by Kinky Clothespin July 14, 2009

Banjoli 

Banjoli is a racist term for a typical backward Bengali person from Bangladesh, living in UK.

A Bangladeshi scumbag that doesn’t pay tax, claims benefits and always looking for freebies.

Bengalis who always want discount

P1. What’s that smell?
P2. It’s the banjoli neighbours cooking a curry

Banjoli by Bob288 August 29, 2019

banjoing 

Axillary intercourse, or to fuck someone's armpit. Big in Europe. Preferably sweaty.

Andy soon discovered that banjoing Gina would be nigh impossible in the back of his BMW.

banjoing by dole23b August 15, 2006

Bandolin 

1. A band consisting solely of persons named "Lin."

2. Alternatively, a band in which all members play the Mandolin.

3. A band in which all members having the name "Lin," also play the Mandolin.

Person 1: " Hey man, do you wanna go see this band tonight?"

Person 2: "What kind of band is it?"

Person 1: "It's a bandolin."

Bandolin by Robb Boss September 12, 2018

banjoing 

When you have to take a big dump but cant because you are indisposed, and a slight tingly feeling can be felt on your butt hole that feel like vibrations that are produced when a banjo is played.

I have a huge turtlehead that is starting to banjo

my butt hole feels like it is playing a banjo

Im banjoing so bad right now I might squeal like a pig.

banjoing by whoisblank1 April 13, 2010

Banjoland 

A fictional-yet-all-too-real region found across large swaths of the Southeastern United States, where the air hums with the twang of banjos, the trucks wear a permanent coat of mud, and the Confederate flag waves like it’s still 1861. Mobile homes outnumber stoplights, rebel flags are standard issue, and dental hygiene has taken a long sabbatical—giving rise to the infamous “summer teeth” (some are here, some are there).

Banjoland isn't a place on any map—it’s a state of mind, a lifestyle, and often, a family tree with one branch.

Me: I asked for directions and the guy said, “Turn left at the burnt-down Dollar General.”
Also me: Yup. Banjoland.

Sign at town line:
“Welcome to Banjoland: Home of the triple cousin reunion, population negotiable.”

Friend: What’s holding that trailer together?
Me: A Confederate flag, zip ties, and generational trauma.
Friend: Yep. Banjoland.

Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Driver: Because I got city plates and I’m not related to you.
Cop: Welcome to Banjoland.

Banjoland by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025