Subscribe English
look up any word, like dirty brownie:
 
27.
What you play when you want to pick up a second cousin or closer relative. Easily available in Southern pawn shops or Steve Martin's house. A good reason not to have fingers numbering greater than eleven surgically removed.
Jerry Lee Lewis had some serious banjo skills even though he played the piano.
by Ida Red February 04, 2010
6 37
 
1.
A bluegrass instrument which is given as an apology in the American south.
Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.
by Banjo Brad January 03, 2011
369 47
 
2.
an incredibly pimped out instrument that picks up mad bitches. requires skill to be played and cannot be improved by computers in order to make it sound listenable (like every other type of music).
i was playing my banjo last night and this girl wanted to throw me some brain. so i let her.
by daftdon November 25, 2003
263 254
 
3.
A instrument played by young girls around campfires and sounds good with songs like "somewhere over the rainbow".
sropes: ima go and play ma ukulele and jam out.
jdubs: ummm...i think thats a banjo...
sropes:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by JDUBS9757 October 08, 2011
34 28
 
4.
A blowjob under the table at a Nando's restaurant
Dude, i took sarah for some chicken last night, and got an awesome banjo!
by Lord G-Dawg March 04, 2012
12 18
 
5.
The only instrument that you cannot play a sad song on.
Woohooo, sheeit son, ya damn near had meh hwhoopin' and hollain' with that there banjo playin'!
by the_bayest December 16, 2008
58 69
 
6.
The Small Bit Of Skin Behind The Bellend Of The Penis. Usually Snaps After Sex Or After Finishing Puberty.
Refered To As A Banjo As It Looks Like A Banjo String.
Ohh Dude.. I Shagged Sarah Last Night And Snapped My Banjo!
by Josh Nadin March 08, 2008
39 52
 
7.
Hillbilly instrument used to make music. Folk music. The best tootin' grab yer wife n swap'er rootin', beast folk music.
The Hillbilly played his banjo, sexually, to the cows, the cows rejoced in joy of this country and western rootin' tootin' banjo playin'.
fo' shizzle
by lewi November 17, 2003
63 77