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Banjolicker 

One who appreciates the timelessness of licking inside the holes in banjos. The term has developed to mean licking inside of any hole. ;) Banjolickers originated in Mexico and was a job done primarily by men. When banjos were first created the outer rim of the hole needed to be wetted for better playing sound and musical satisfaction. Banjolickers continue to bring satisfaction in a variety of ways to people everywhere, including the bedroom. ;)
person 1- "eh man, yer breath smells like the rear end of a donkey, did you not think to brush yer teeth this mornin' laddy?"
person 2- "nah,i was in too much of a rush to meet ya"
person 1- "what were ya doin' that made yer breath smell so ranky?"
person 2- "up all night with ma girlfriend, if ya know what i mean"
person 1- "oh yer a banjolicker aren't ya laddy?"
person 2- "yeah, i could lick banjos all day if i could, if ya see what i'm gettin' at"
person 1- "oh you gnarly hornball"
person 2- "ya gotta get yerself some banjos to lick, laddy!"
person 1- "i'm workin' on it, some of us av a job ya know!"
person 2- "yeah, mine is in the bedroom with the girlies"
person 1- "can't say that i'm not jealous of em"
person 2- "well lucky for ya i gotta cancelation this morning, now i av some free time.."
person 1- "meet me in the potty chamber"
person 2- "bring yer banjo"
person 1- "bring yer tongue"
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Baglicker 

A piece of garbage, that sucks up to the boss by various methods such as driving him home drunk, supporting his cocaine habit, and stealing equipment from other companies to support his company. As well, the baglicker is generally a rat piece of shit who taddles on his co-workers.
McGouey is the biggest baglicker in the refinery!
Baglicker by saucetomate99 July 30, 2011

baglicker 

Bill is such a baglicker!
baglicker by Aunt/Aunteater January 14, 2004

baglicker 

Someone who licks the sweat from the underside of a guys nuts. A kiss ass, brownnoser. Also is used as a tarnsition move to the rusty trombone
Darrick is such a baglicker!
baglicker by Ruhtarded June 14, 2011

bonglicker 

that one random loser that doenst normally smoke with you and your friends but somehow made it into your latest gathering, has never smoked before and therefore doesnt know how to take a hit. he usually licks his lips before putting his mouth on the bong and ends up getting it all covered in saliva and goes into a coughing fit, and is subsequently laughed at shunned by you and your friends.
"Dude, did you see that dumbass choke on the bong?"

"Yeah man, I was right after the damn bonglicker and had to wipe his spit of the tube."
bonglicker by Karl W. December 21, 2007

bonglicker 

one who excersizes their right to speak freely.
That man says what ever he wants, he is a bonglicker.
bonglicker by mohamed sadoun November 19, 2007