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that one random loser that doenst normally smoke with you and your friends but somehow made it into your latest gathering, has never smoked before and therefore doesnt know how to take a hit. he usually licks his lips before putting his mouth on the bong and ends up getting it all covered in saliva and goes into a coughing fit, and is subsequently laughed at shunned by you and your friends.
"Dude, did you see that dumbass choke on the bong?"

"Yeah man, I was right after the damn bonglicker and had to wipe his spit of the tube."
by Karl W. November 20, 2007

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one who excersizes their right to speak freely.
That man says what ever he wants, he is a bonglicker.
by mohamed sadoun October 30, 2007

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