Bro, I slept with all these hookers and like 3 weeks later I got the Bangkok Bumps. It's no fun at all.
by Col. Lingus March 5, 2013
The art of shaking a woman's "hand" in Bangkok to ensure she IS in fact a woman and not a decepetive lady boy with a big ol penis
by DrGonzo61 November 20, 2007
Sexual act involving tying a rope around your balls and hanging yourself in a Thailand hotel closet that results in death because you couldn't pronounce the safe word.
Damn, did hear about Perry? He went to Thailand on that Mormon mission and pulled a Bangkok Carradine!
by Captain Organ June 4, 2009
It's the act of blowing you're load into an orifice of your choosing. Then getting down there, creating a seal with your lips, blowing it up like a balloon, and then with any luck with the escape of air a bubble will be blown similar to blowing bubblegum.
It's hard to master but the results are worth it...
It's hard to master but the results are worth it...
Did you hear James tried out the old 'Bangkok bubblegum' with Hannah the other day? Popped right in his face!
by Nthatch September 11, 2023
by maluttr August 2, 2010
by 1234567z March 23, 2009
verb: the act of inserting a PVC pipe into the vagina and/or anus of a willing partner and subsequently rolling Hot Wheels down the temperary "expressway".
Barry: Hey Jody it 5:00. You know what that means!
Jody: I know its rush hour. I hate heavy traffic!
Barry: Not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the "Bangkok Expressway"!
Jody: Ooooooooooh! Just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!
Jody: I know its rush hour. I hate heavy traffic!
Barry: Not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the "Bangkok Expressway"!
Jody: Ooooooooooh! Just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!
by BnC baconator August 5, 2010