Bangkok has him now

A situation that is beyond saving

Dude 1: Holy crap! Johnny drank 10 shots in 10 minutes!
Dude 2: Damn. Bangkok has him now

Girl 1: Where's Betsy?
Girl 2: She went home with that creepy guy with the lazy eye
Girl 1: Well. Bangkok has her now

by zeprunner3 May 27, 2011

Bangkok Bloody Mary

The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.

The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.

by dmore December 3, 2008

Bangkok Snowglobe

A sexual act where a Thai Hooker spits a man's semen up into the air after he came, letting it rain down all over herself.

Did you hear about Ryan getting a Bangkok Snowglobe from that ladyboy on Khao San Road? I don't know what you're talking about, it doesn't snow in Bangkok

by AlyssaSakulHouse August 29, 2011

Bangkok patana

Students cry if they get anything below an a+. Damn bro id be fine with a b. Specimens to be spotted lurking the phrom phong region.

HOLY SHIT ITS BANGKOK PATANA STUDENTs

by Studentwelfaremyass March 21, 2021

bangkok three way

A three-way sexual encounter in Bangkok, Thailand in which at least one of the participants is anally penetrated.

Bangkok three way

by Dontwvwrchek November 16, 2013

Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea

I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight

by August 31, 2021

Bangkok Blowout

The act of violently defecating after enjoying a succulent Thai meal.

“It was lovely meal, Stephen, but I didn’t half have a Bangkok Blowout afterwards”

by wetjim53 December 31, 2021