cillit bang monster

a monster that steals lottery winnings

no my jackpot stolen by the cillit bang monster

by BrendanShambles December 28, 2005

cillit bang monster

a man who smeers cillit bang on him then runs around with brown sauce and infects beans on toast

what the hell the cillit bang monster fuked up my beans on toast

by cillit bang monster September 24, 2005

bang monster

Name used for a guy who banged a good-looking girl, like lengend

Josh: Guess who scored with that chick Mel last night?

Marc: You're a bang monster!

by british babe November 26, 2009