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band o' asians 

Packs of people of the asian persuasion. Can be found lurking in their natural habitat, collegiate libraries, on the first night of classes. Also at 2 am on a Friday night.

Often roam the stacks on horses, complete with handguns and/or machetes.
Watch out, theeeyy'lll getcha.
"There's probably a band o' asians in there."
band o' asians by bemz January 14, 2010

wrist band o' doom 

A gay headband worn in an even gayer way on the elbow by the even gayerer byron.
Man byron, you fag, that is one flaming wrist band o' doom u got there, ya queer.

wrist band o' doom 

WRIST BAND O' DOOM:: rarely seen, it consists of a head band, but is worn on the elbow, it is said it keeps uncontrollable sweating problems at bay.
the inventor of this odd contraption is byron
kassidy: WHOA byron your elbow is sweating!

Byron: oh, let me just get my SWEAT BAND O' DOOM!

Band of Horses 

An indie-rock band that formed in 2004. They were originally known as "Horses".
Band of Horses, or Horses, is a band primarily composed of humans, not horses.
Band of Horses by Chigglywiggly January 17, 2007

Sacred Band of Thebes 

An army comprised of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. The army won every battle until it was finally defeated by Philip of Macedonia and his son Alexander the Great. When Philip saw the lovers dead side by side, he wept and said, "Perish any man who suspects that these men either did or suffered any thing that was base." He then buried them with honor. Plato wrote about their code of ethics.
"If there were only some way of contriving that a state or an army should be made up of lovers and their loves, they would be the very best governors of their own city, abstaining from all dishonour, and emulating one another in honour; and when fighting at each other's side, although a mere handful, they would overcome the world. For what lover would not choose rather to be seen by all mankind than by his beloved, either when abandoning his post or throwing away his arms? He would be ready to die a thousand deaths rather than endure this. Or who would desert his beloved or fail him in the hour of danger? The veriest coward would become an inspired hero, equal to the bravest, at such a time; Love would inspire him." Plato: "Symposium"

Band of muthas

A group of cunts, usually a toxic employer.
They may be the number one CRO, but they are a band of muthas!
Band of muthas by RandyRhoads84 January 10, 2021