A group (that plays instrument) of males in their late teens to mid twenties who concentrate on fashion, image, popular culture and attract and audience of around 10-16 year olds (male and female)
Hanson, Good Charlotte, Busted and most so called rock bands whose lyrics and styke defy the opposing macho, adult styles of guenuine rock bands.
Hanson, Good Charlotte, Busted and most so called rock bands whose lyrics and styke defy the opposing macho, adult styles of guenuine rock bands.
by Elvira Mistress of The Dark December 16, 2003
a bunch of sissy boys in a band that play pop music. ie: linkin park. contrary to popular belief the backstreet boys and nysnc are not boy bands. they only sing, therefore they are groups. you must have a few ppl playing instruments in your group to be considered a band.
"wow, look at those pussies singing on mtv. not another boy band, please!"
"theyre not a band you fucking moron."
"theyre not a band you fucking moron."
by amanda September 7, 2003
The theory that in any given boy band, two of the members are gay for each other. Begun by crazed fangirls . You can see examples of this by going to Youtube and typing in a live performance by a band, and checking the comments. This is followed by name combination.
Boy Band Theory:
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon
by Mr.ToeDuck January 16, 2011
The boy band effect is the phenomenon when a group of 3 or more boys of mediocre looks are hanging out together in a bar, mall, sporting event etc. When alone the boys would not merit a second glance from a nearby female but when together their averageness combines to form a cute cluster of males like that of a boy band. Works best when one guy is actually good looking. The boy band effect pulls up the ranking of looks the same way a British accent, suit, instrument or baby/puppy would. See cheerleader effect for female equivalent.
Jessica - "Lets go talk to those guys they're cute!"
Tory - "No, look closer"
Jessica - "You're right only one is cute - total boy band effect - bummer"
Tory - "No, look closer"
Jessica - "You're right only one is cute - total boy band effect - bummer"
by Sundae Bouraguard & Clancy Mac July 9, 2013
Boy Band Parking is the 3rd best parking spot in the lot. Oftentimes, the absolute best parking spot is referred to as "Rock Star" or "Porn Star" parking. Regardless, Boy Band Parking is not as good as Rock Star Parking because the people in Boy Bands are not artist, musicians, or entertainers. Even though ALL Boy Bands suck, they do have their loyal followers for days, weeks, months or years, so they do get to have a parking spot named after them.
Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"
by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006
the status of being desirable enough to women (you being male)that you get groupie style attention and sex from lots of attractive girls/women.
by nicco79 July 20, 2006
Used to describe a very attractive women with big tits who is walking towards you. When she passes by and you check out her ass, only to find there is no ass which resembles most of the asses in a boy band.
Dale picked up a bitch at the food court with boy bad ass, took her home and tried to pound her doggy style and threw up all over her back as he looked down and saw her skinny, flat, boy band ass
by NWFHA August 7, 2009