1. A big curved fruit that is yellow.
2. Can be used as a dildo for a girl who is too cheap or shy to buy a REAL dildo. A banana works just as well.
Amy used a banana to masturbate because she doesn't have a dildo. After she was done she put it back on the table. A few hours later her dad came home and ate the banana saying "Wow! this banana tastes good!"
by willlyyy September 21, 2005
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A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
Guy 2: Banana.
by SassyCuck February 13, 2017
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A banana is somebody who watches Onision's videos obsessively to the point where they begin to peal their own skin ((I forgot what else))
Guy 1: "what is a banana?"

Guy 2: "kys"
by ViolentBurrito_yt February 14, 2017
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a giant yellow deranged fruit that dresses in pyjamas
and chases teddy bears.

by LINDAR May 29, 2006
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A tasty fruit high in potassium. Also, sometimes used as a firearm.
They started to rush me, so I took out my banana and unloaded it on them.
by Toussaint L'Ouverture November 20, 2011
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Definiton 1:
Most Bananas, aka Onisions subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Definition 2: (Equally as accurate.)
Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel of their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of banana?
Guy 2: Onision?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *Kills himself*
by BMR.Ritz Cracker February 14, 2017
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Banana- a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas aka Onisions subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped!
Man, you need help I think you're a banana

She is a banana lets hope and pray for her together
by anaaaa_nas February 13, 2017
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