banana handshake

Upon meeting someone, a casual jimmytap.

Upon meeting Kenneth Lay, he extended his right hand, and I gave him a banana handshake.

banana handshake by Ben Stein February 16, 2005

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Banana Handshake

Masturbating

Kenny's wife walked in on him doing the banana handshake.

Banana Handshake by hunred_dollar_Bill February 6, 2010

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Banana Handshake

A handshake in which you slip a banana into the recipients hand. Can be replaced with other fruits.

I gave him a banana handshake.

Banana Handshake by Waste_Manager December 17, 2008

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banana handshake

Another term for a circle jerk. Derived from the emoji of a banana and a shaking hand.

The meeting today was a total banana handshake.

banana handshake by the_yellow_king March 17, 2014

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Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.

Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.

Banana cream handshake by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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