Balloonia 

The wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. Balloonia is kind of like Balloon heaven.Usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.

Kid loses balloon.

Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!

Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!

Balloonia by Really?????? June 30, 2010

Balconia 

Balconia is a term used when you couldn't go on vacation. It means you spent your vacation at home (on your balcony).

Where did you go on vacation?

I went to Balconia!

Balconia by Beroboby August 28, 2009

Harry Balzonia 

A fictional person who you use as an alias.

whos she goin out with? Harry Balzonia hahahah Harry Balls-on-ya

Harry Balzonia by matt May 13, 2005

baloonga

Any body part you find sexy

“Yo, Ellen, that’s a nice baloonga”

“Um thanks Shad”

baloonga by Wattpad @thatonekid May 10, 2018

Baloonist 

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

Baloonist by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010

Harry Balsonia 

If you have to ask, you'll never know

Hey, do you know Harry?
Harry who?
Harry Balsonia... then everyone laughs

Harry Balsonia by deep dickin till i die September 21, 2003

BuffaloWing Balognia Blender

The act of putting raw meat in the vagina, than with the addition of steak sauce,defecate in it than proceed to eat it.

No one has seen Oprah's husband Stedman ever since they did the BuffaloWing Balognia Blender!

BuffaloWing Balognia Blender by Poseidon9855 June 29, 2008