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Ballsweiner 

A word used as a vulgarity substitute, when conditions don't allow for a word such as "nutsack" or "dick". Also, is mildly entertaining to bystandards with a good sense of humor when said loudly in an exclamatory fashion, similar to the way a vendor at a sports game would say "cold beer".
My aunt and uncle were in the room when i stubbed my toe, so instead of screaming "fuck", i shouted, "Ballsweiner!"

or

Why Jimmy, that's a lovely BALLSWEINER you've got there!
Ballsweiner by KarateDan23 September 26, 2009
1. An area in Arlington, VA with a metro stop.

2. The only response to an insult containing the term "bisexual ballsex"
1. I have to get off at the Ballston stop to meet up with my friends.

2. A: At least I don't engage in bisexual ballsex!
R: At least I don't do it in the ballston!
ballston by Captain Pixie August 22, 2009

Ballseed 

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.
"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me tonight or what??!"
Ballseed by anonymous January 24, 2023

ballsneeze 

v. An event where the male's genitalia becomes stimulated to the point that the testicles ("balls") appear to sneeze, ejaculating semen from the male's penis in the way snot would be ejaculated from his nose in an actual sneeze. Typically happens during sexual intercourse or foreplay, but may happen prematurely as well.

n. semen.
Aw fuck, man! Look at all that ballsneeze on the sheets! What are you god damn doing? Clean up that fucking mess!
ballsneeze by Jonathan Seal September 13, 2009
Full penetration on a pussy or asshole
Dude, I went balls deep on that chick's ass I met last night at Denny's
ballsdeep by Assman August 24, 2003

Ballsener 

When you get so deep,your ball's drop in her.
Wow,I just went ballsener.
Ballsener by LarryLucio April 9, 2017