Balloon

A airhead, A stupid person who floats/follows people around on a "string" like a bitch

Christian is a balloon

by goatbanger November 9, 2017

balloon

a heroin dealer

man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon

by afroman April 17, 2002

balloon

slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.

I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.

by The Evster July 13, 2006

balloons

Another name for breasts.

The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!

by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2005

ballooned

When a person gains a substantial amount of weight to the point that they begin to resemble a spherical balloon figure.

Wow, Ellie has ballooned since she got a new partner. She used to be stick thin!

by Wordo534 December 22, 2017

balloons

Elegant strip club located at 233 Porno Ave in Providence, RI. Famous for allowing men (and women) of all ages, including those 15-17. Home of the infamous "referee" (bouncer) who also offers lap dances for a discounted price.

Weinberg: Yo let's get out of here and go to the foxy lady.
Tony: No way, I only have eight bucks.
Weinberg: Fine, lets go to balloons then.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 5, 2005

balloon

A container for the voice altering substance (helium) that is often used by hippies and colt memmbers such as Sea Scouts, FFA, WWF, and the SCG (Senior Citizens Group).

An object used to shut up small children.

Give that fucking kid a balloon and get him out of my face.

Don\'t forget to grab the balloons we\'re going to Sea Scouts.

by Kellen Olson April 27, 2005